Ingnerit Pride

I caint find their filthy hovels on a stupid map but they wasted lives just really dont matter, anyways

Listen, we got anuf good common sense ta know that too many books makes a guy all like fuzzy

Don’t wanna be like them lame 4-eyed scientists and socialists always getting beat up on the TV

As far as Im concerned, my modified pickup truck mufflers speak way clearer than all their big words

Look, we got awesome Traditional Family Values® goin way back to them whatever pilgirm forfathers

Dont know how them Euros handle like healthcare, And Hey, You! I don’t need ta go find out either

Damn right I’m voting to keep this country strong - Whatever it takes we aint going soft on dEfense

Hell No, I don’t believe they depend on keeping us ignerunt cause it makes us easier to lead around

Think I’m stupid? – I’kin recite hunerds of smirky soundbites, sports stats, movie plots and ad lines

I just echo our born-again leaders so-obvious sarcastic disdain for overcomplicatin and regulatin stuff

Fer example, this jobkillin global warmin hoax: I dont wanna be out looking for work to pay fer that

And facists are pushin to limit how many kids we can have while them foreign heathens outbreed us

Wunc we get rid of the damn unions we’ll get new teachers in there who can fix up them test scores

We seen clips from overseas and dammit we don’t need one bit of that backward, heathenistic crap

Abortion is murder, no matter what happens after to the sinful 40% born without a dad or a chance

I’m fightin this unconstitutional healthcare takeover by giving up going ta the unaffordable doctor

Proud of my weight as any of my spandex-clad football heroes bending way over in front of me in HD

Dang right we gotta fix this deficit and we can do it without raisin taxes or cutting my medycare

Yup, them intrusive regelations are socialist Nanny Meddlin that just costs us good jobs and money

Unnecessary envirernment rules are stiflin innovation and oughta go away right with that damn EPA

Ya just can’t make me eat raw broccoli with squishy tofu or go damn exercise all the time, either

Hell yes, we need concealed weapons - to protect our kids from that hands-on 3^rd grade homo sex-ed

Its a damn lie that watchful conservative media leaders are just putting us on for they rich donors

We only gotta cut out the wasted foreign aid, welfare fraud, NPR and PBS junk to balance the budget

We focus on important stuff like gun control, abortion, flag burning, school prayer and real marriage

Yeah right, like families should pay for that clean air, good water and healthy habitat mumbo-jumbo

And them girly sustainabillies are all like butthurt about how our good old red meat gets to the table

Keep yer meddlesome cholesterol, diabetes, obesity and blood pressure propaganda to yerselves

To hell with your twisted satistics, this here is still ThE greatest country ever on our gods green earth

No need to study up on issues cause the liberal media elite in control are just spreading falsehoods

Pickups and SUVs are the only way to idle the drivethru lines in obese, climate-controlled comfort

We aint payin for no whatever crumbling inferstruter or some wack-science mass extinction, either

It’s just sa damn obvious: We got a thousand years of energy independence with this new Clean Coal

Forget silly high-speed rail, teeny lectric cars, lameass solar and stupid windmills and Drill,Baby,Drill

So yeah, with god’s blessing and the worlds greatest army, we do pretty much got it all together

It’s a damn fine Morning in America and our precious kids remain tomorrows ordained global leaders

Arbeit Macht Frei

Work Shall Free You – Auschwitz Camp Motto

I really wasn’t ready to be retired at 50 for now I can see how work lent a real meaning to my life

Anyways, I got no savings for healthcare issues and my social security is fading like a union pension

So, I’m doing what I thought I always wanted to and it’s part-time, minimum wage with no benefits

I’m serving my community and I must ignore the fact that the good working folk take me for a fool

Giving back and paying it forward, it’s all on my stairway to eternal freedom in that promised heaven

Sure I was outsourced with no benes into a forced, early retirement from my real career, but so what

I overcame that costly, uninsured, depression-induced coronary to assume a voluntary leadership role

Maybe some of those still working snicker at me, but I, too, wake up early every day with lots to do

Got more time to spend with friends and family - It’s really too bad they’re all just too busy for me

Finally organized some household messes, the garage and really got my photo albums together

The wife’s still working and they’re having a tough time dislodging her, but they’ll win in the end

Always thought I hated my jobs but I see they were anchor points in my careening, out-of-focus life

Going to work got me out of the house, dried up the alcohol and cleansed my bleary guilt

The banks let me leverage my pitiful income stream with credit cards and liar home equity loans

But none of the cool ads are aimed at me now, just those nonstop, identical Ask your doctor abouts…

Though I pissed and moaned about work, it was really much more stable than my so-called family

No Sir, I aint bitter over being out on my ass with no savings, let alone even one single job interview

I see it’s just that the omnipotent free market has replaced off-shored careers with Wal*Mart McJobs

Anyways, I remain on the righteous path, comforted in a decaying poverty by my personal savior

Im not even counted among the unemployed since I finally stopped looking for those nonexistent jobs

Should be going back to school but I cant qualify for even more new loans at my age, with my debts

Learning to seek truth in the menial household tasks I always viewed as being so far beneath me

But the awful loneliness and fear arising from being left out of the work herd still tugs at my gut

Heard of one job that suited me to a tee but now they say I’ve just been out of work for too long

Arbeit Macht Frei, and yup, now I could find meaning shoveling mass graves, if they provided benefits

Thought about becoming a consultant but of course as an ordinary failure, my market is pretty small

Got a tight online career network going and my robo-resumes fill auto-emptied email inboxes daily

Staring down 30 years of increasing poverty and deteriorating health is now just my cross to bear

Swallowing Personal Responsibility for my unemployability keeps me quiet about entitlement cuts

I’m quite stimulated spending hours playing dodge-em phone tag with my many outsourced creditors

But I know in my exceptionist bones that God’s blessings to richer Americans will trickle down on me

Wishing I had the selfish vanity to pursue the steady, secure, artificial work of the career politician

Monday mornings I still feel like I need to be somewhere even though I always thought I hated it

So ashamed that I don’t need to save time, got no deadlines and that my schedule isn’t even full

Simply want to always be looking forward to all the lost weekends and forgotten holidays once again

Oh, for the joys of wasted commutes, wolfed fast food, crazy schedules and well-earned couch time

Too Certain Of Our Self-Evident Superiority

Louder and more positive on all matters in direct proportion to the level of our willful ignorance

Too guilt-free and too smug following the privately-disclosed will of our omnipotent personal saviors

Too certain of the absolute righteousness that girds each of our noble and patriotic interventions

Over-confident in our strengths, which we are not even aware that we have never actually tested

Far too sure that tomorrow, god must again bless us with yet another blue sky Morning in America

Over-committed to that unquestionable, untested faith with which we blindly suckle our constituents

Too secure with the military reaction we say is our last resort but is always first on the table

Too busy building our future for the irrelevance of an unlearned history or our warehoused elders

Trusting without question in the omnipotently blind hand of their artfully-staged free marketplace

So easily tuning out all conflicting evidence without the slightest apparent conscious effort

Too blindly convinced of our own superiority to even listen to how silly EuroHivers do anything

Foolishly coddling sociopath corporate leaders scheming in the partial vacuum of corner office suites

Too certain that we don’t yet know enough to take any sort of too-expensive regulation, too soon

Overly content with the exceptionist duty their wise media priests tell us is our global cross to bear

Far too quick to defiantly bray out that all others are either with us or we are already against them

Mindlessly making payments for the ponzi promises of charlatan religious con artists

Too accepting of economic policy created by their industry donors behind closed government doors

Too dazzled by super bright patriotism to notice that the fatherland is decaying all around us

Overly willing to take on whopping debt trying vainly to realize vapid, implanted marketing illusions

Snapping too fast onto catchphrase judgments that belittle the unwelcome research of science

Way too quickly dismissing the myriad of different societies and beliefs which fully surround us

So unconscionably accepting of an ill-considered, falsely-justified and failed interventionism

Powerless to question our faith in a copyrighted capitalism, freedom and democracy as exports

Suicidally-chained to their myth of man’s separation from, and superiority over, the natural world

Too eager to blurt out 10 second takeaways to take the time to think things through before we speak

Tragicomically over-committed to houses, cars, lawns, TV, smartphones and coptering the kids

So very hopelessly addicted to excess quantities of red meat, sugar, caffeine, fat, salt and sloth

So wrapped up in a self-absorbed materialism we even label it as our proud and virtuous legacy

Too sure that ever more for the rich means a trickle drips down their drains onto the underclass

Too positive that their rising tide does not simply flood the dank cells of the poor with their wastes

Far too childishly demanding instant, clean, cheap energy alternatives after years at the oil nipple

Much too content to gruntingly nurse on their pureed, pre-digested and fiber-free sound bites

So certain of our righteousness that we can demand God’s blessing at every public occasion

Too carelessly mortgaging our futures with pointless military spending on barefoot boogeyman

Placing way too much weight on the canned music and video that wafts their hot-air slogans

Far too happy to keep the masses ignorant because that way they are so much easier to control

Too Wise To Compromise

Reflexively denigrating all, even those rare, honest efforts to slash social spending or lower taxes

Too quick to accept the loud and postured, endlessly-repeated cawing of bristly rightwingers

Criminally elitist, yet sinfully disdainful of the exceptionist role granted only to us by our Creator

Unable to get beyond mere dry facts and figures to embrace this: ThE greatest country in the world

Too certain that even the quietly faithful are just utterly senseless, conned and frightened sheep

Far too full of skepticism regarding the incandescent jingoism of our new Traditional Family Values

Too quick to fall back upon a sardonic humor laced with bitter sarcasm to belittle real patriotism

Too paralyzed by their excessive junk science facts and intrusive alternatives to enact bold solutions

Too sure that trivia, sloth and greed have fatally infected our populace with a prideful ignorance

Too committed to the sacred belief that unquestioned faith is, in reality, simply a disabling handicap

Too certain that all organized religions are but old and wornout legends worked as scams for control

Too morally relativistic, believing that nothing we do can matter in our brief instant here on earth

Too busy deciding which costly commissioned catchphrase to repeat next to hear any other voices

So smothered by conflicting details as to be unable to take any rational action on the bigger picture

So overwhelmed by their own excess of facts, figures and opinions as to be totally immobilized

Too quick with that sarcastic smirk when all the illiterate lowlifes just don’t get it - Once again

Hopelessly addicted to a hazy, half-baked opiate dream of a tired socialist, New-Age Garden of Eden

Way too sure that slick advertising hype could actually be replaced by whatever reasoned debate

Far too suspicious of leaders who rely on their personal savior’s counsel to make guilt-free decisions

Too quickly dismissive and overly arrogant due to an excessive and totally unproven faith in reason

Too caught up in books and ideas to make any constructive difference whatsoever in the real world

Always and automatically looking first to their government nanny’s teat to solve every social problem

Bloated with a fatal hubris garnered from their pathetic belief that Man is the measure of all things

Blindly preaching an end to violence despite all the incontrovertible pop-science counter-evidence

Too busy trying to tax and spend to note their own closer circling of that widening drain to poverty

Too willing to throw our tax money at the fuzzy math of their vast junk science climate conspiracy

Skillful at acting like real common folk while living up to the responsibility of Ivy League backgrounds

Too slick at pimping wasteful deficit infrastructure spending as sure-fire, no-risk investments

Autonomously committed to government’s moral authority and ability to solve all of our problems

Too stubborn to see how controlling assault weapons is the slippery slope leading to dictatorship

Too eager to hand sovereignty to godless OneWorlders but against patriotic global outsourcing

Too often hamstringing our great economy with unnecessary and expensive bureaucratic regulation

Too deaf to the working people’s real needs to join in their loyal chorus of ‘Drill, Baby, Drill’

Still denying that constituent sacrifice in pre-emptively defensive crusades of liberation is not in vain

Unwilling even to admit that The Best and the Brightest of Wall Street really are our greatest hope

Unable to see that the blind hand of the noble free market automagically solves any and all problems

Our Crumbling Happy Ever After

Met a girl and we fell in love and had 3 of just the most precious and exceptional children, Ever

Wound up divorced and them kids caint read but they are all like totally pierced and tattooed

LiarLoaned us a home with equity potential and a pool, and we made it into our family piggy bank

Refied and spent it all on ourselves and then strategically defaulted on all the underwater notes

Tried sucking my way up in various firms faking it for long hours, weekends and many holidays

They outsourced me permanently at age 50, broke, without a pension – and no benefits til I’m 70

God blessed us with America so we wreaked a violent, and chaotic dominion from sea to shining sea

Ran out of new resources to exploit but do have lots of debts, dirty water and poisoned air to pass on

We worked and saved all our lives, held our heads up high and did not owe a penny to anyone

Wound up broke and drugged, numb and neglected laying in our own wastes, in a septic nursing home

Charged ourselves every new electro-gizzie that the hordes of Chinese slaves provided us on credit

Then we just cut up them cards - since the government bailed out the banks: It was OK for us as well

Worked for years trying to build a sense of community in what we railed on as our racial toxic ghetto

Got pushed out by higher taxes as greedy white developers moved in and gentrified right around us

Finally managed to retire with a little money and a good wife to that long-awaited happily ever after

Lasted nearly 2 years before the pre-funeral healthcare industry swallowed up our entire savings

Followed the call to serve my beloved country and they forged us into a noble warrior team

Now I lay here with my honored brothers for as long as forever really might be to we human beings

Clucked our tongues from inside our cars at the crumbling Indian ruins in that hot and dusty desert

Cause now we know the way to the Happily Ever After, smug in pre-redeemed and everlasting souls

Not Yet Explicitly Prohibited

If there is not yet explicit regulation on their newest chemical additive, they wont study it’s effects

Like teens who haven’t developed morality, they smash, grab and slink away in every direction

Closet leaders fear regulations far more than any societal problems their corporate activities create

In fact, they pay gibberish-speaking lawyers fortunes to amorally circumvent good faith legislation

But they make up for it with warm and folksy ads glorifying their respect and love for their people

Technically avoiding doing what is right is a profitable game they’ve rigged, and they play hardball

Fact is, if you don’t ease up on the intrusive regulations, they’ll find tax breaks someplace that will

And how the workers clamor for jobs they provide that keep their families just at the poverty line

They’ll tell you to your face that mining waste cleanup truly has no place on their income statements

Besides, no rules prohibited them declaring bankruptcy, moving away and leaving us a mess behind

It was more profitable to fight health claims for years in court rather than to aid sick ex-employees

They are not responsible for outsourced ingredients, manufacturing or design, and so it should stay

Sagely they take advantage of lower labor costs overseas, helping everyone to an equal poverty level

They trumpet their social advances even though their workers cannot afford the items they produce

But, lo, their own payouts increase yearly, just as surely as healthcare costs and defense outlays

Loading loan fund tranches with dogs and hedging against their purchasers was not explicitly illegal

They’ll spin off unprofitable divisions so fast it makes their workers heads spin in unemployment lines

They routinely swallow up each other using that merge, cut labor 20% and reap-a-fat-bonus formula

Their empty ruthlessness masked by folksy spokespeople pushing an expensive but empty spin

Accountants advise them it’s more profitable to buy research than to stop poisoning mother’s milk

Their fanatical need to money and power is genetically free of any element of social responsibility

Safe behind anonymizing corporate doors they freely exercise their compulsive and narrow excesses

Their lack of empathy regarding the effect of their actions on others is just vile corporate sociopathy

Like deceitful pre-adolescents, their complicated defense is really: You never said not to do Tha-yat

They take full $credit for success but deny any knowledge and control when ‘excesses’ are revealed

It’s funny how their expensive expertise transfers from soft drinks to computer software, undiluted

But don’t you try to get a job in another field without both Years of training and Lots of experience

And don’t forget their legacies – fictionalized biographies, as artificial as their bogus press releases

When legislation finally comes, their cleanup is grandfathered out and off they go to freer markets

They cancel pensions to remain competitive but their ironclad contracts pay off come profit or loss

Their glitzy stories change with each co-opted social movement but they never lose their real focus

They lobby fiercely against rules to cure side-effects any moral being would have fixed on their own

They waltz off to re-appear under different corporate names with their bonuses and org-charts intact

They follow the letter of the law, profiting on the not-yet-explicitly-prohibited for as long as possible

Quietly pulling strings, pushing buttons and making donations, they flourish outside of governments

Vain little banty roosters in tailored suits strutting adroitly around laws their own lawyers crafted

Support Our Troops - End The Ignoble Crusades

Back our boys overseas by trying their smirking Ex-CommanderInChief for crimes against humanity

Ensure their noble sacrifice for that falsely-advertised, ill-considered, massive blunder is not in vain

Put their bravely sarcastic ex-Defense Secretary on trial for a willful negligence and blind hubris

Don’t lets leave their brave young asses hanging out being picked off by 2’s and 3’s for years

Support our troops - by demanding an education that at least prepares them for military tasks

Charge our leaders with the looting, crime, destruction, unguarded weapons and lost oil revenues

Try them for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of citizens and for starting bloody civil wars

Let that smirky-cocky ‘Mission Accomplished’ photo-op be the giant backdrop to their show trials

Convict them and make them apologize, unshaven, in handcuffs and jumpsuits, at the United Nations

Jail them but do not forget their actions and, above all, do not ever let them forget them, either

Support our troops - with the simple unvarnished truth and let them make their own decisions

Carefully document their wack and cynical propaganda about freeing long-suffering peoples

Replay that confident promise that their oil would pay for our war in light of the awful reality

Make them wander the desert, dressed in rags, for many years searching for those fictional WMDs

Back our defense effort by bringing to account the contract waste and fraud of their donors

Ask how a few deadender Jihadi illiterates in caves stymied our trillion dollar modern day Crusade

Make them answer their own question as to whose lives are better now than they were before

Institutionalize them for making private decisions with Jesus regarding issues of national security

Strip them naked and take their pictures cringing together, pissing themselves before savage dogs

Take away their society, destroy their jobs, homes and families and then tell them to step up

Back our boys by showing their painful suffering and burials live on any media that so chooses

Put our leaders on display with the civilian dead - with continuous quotes of their utter nonsense

Stop us from subsidizing those same terrorists every single time we vapidly fill our gluttonous SUVs

Waterboard that cranky old ex-vp until he himself finally chokes up some actionable intelligence

Fortify our position by condemning Rumsfeldt to permanently stand in some filthy Baghdad prison

Make Bush compete live in prayer against some smelly, scowling Iman for days on end

And force ol’ W to finally speak for himself and answer unscripted questions from real reporters

Help our boys out by isolating, quarantining, abandoning and monitoring the Middle East

Offer all the Israelis a home and an emigration subsidy and then just get the hell out for good

End these ignoble Crusades and leave the hate-filled sects to feud in that desert so-called holy land

Leave them to the sand and sun and flies, basking in the ignorant smell of dried camel dung

Support our troops via energy independence, less military spending and an infrastructure rebuild

Publicize how their wondrous Surges all ended with our retreat and the return of sectarian killing

Stop the critical monetary hemorrhage that drains our financial lifeblood into dry desert sands

Let the evangelical Christians raise their own private armies if they still need to wage holy wars

Cage Wolfowicz and Rove down at Guantanamo with the rest of their unlawful combatants

Have George explain before the cameras how God privately counseled him into this sickening mess

Be brave like our boys and quit trembling over those made-up-for-tv bogeyman lead stories

Make them pay dearly for stupidly offering up a nation rich in petroleum to immoral terrorists

Force them to finally listen to those who dared say an invasion would invite in the Jihadists

Our Inalienable Reperductive Rights

Yup, god give us the duty ta drop all the damn kids we want without needin no license er trainin

We can proudly pass on shared ignorance and media-generated superstition just as much as we want

Look, dinit our precious savior say ta go forth and out-multiply them filthy infiydels, anyways?

It’s easy to see that overpopolation is one more phony left-wing plot, just like that global warmin

Mothers really dont need fathers to raise children, so you go on ahead, get high and pregnant agin

We’ll stand with you, shoot the abortion killers then abandon your bastard kids to poverty and prison

Yes, we can - Piously ignore the fact that the poor over-propagate while the educated barely breed

Our land needs many more people anyway cuz we gotta meet the growin threata them asian hordes

Don’t forget that god grants us the right to kill to prevent abortionist murder of the innocent unborn

But, after that, it’s every fatherless 6^th generation welfare crank mother’s amoral, fat kid fer itself

Duh-uh, of course! All your blessed progeny toddle happily off into a brighter future than you did

They’ll outcompete the world for the best new McJobs over ta Wal*Mart, Conoco and Starbucks

After all aint them Traditional Family Values™ they got everybody on all about our precious children?

We just need to mono-crop miracle GMOs on more razed marginal habitat to meet our food needs

By God, aint nobody gonna tell you that yer too stupid, unhealthy, ignerant and poor to have kids!

You caint help with homework but you can sure teach em how to drink, fight, be lazy and get fat

Not only is it against gods will, your so-called family planning is namely a racist and genocidal plot

Look, Ārăb terrorists out-reperduce us right now so its our sacred duty to rear lotsa new believers

We aint overpopulatin like some damn algae bloom on the earth that’s doomed to crash real hard

The sky aint fallin and the world can support 10 billion people with only a coupla real minor tweaks

So, yeah, go ingrain yer kids with such true patriotic ideals like self-entitlement and ignerent pride

They’ll figure out slick ways to bottle recycled sewage and Ag-chemical runoff water fer drinkin

Anybody who says we are like robbing the future haint looked at my darlin’ offspring lately

Goddamn right every life is sacred: Even if we pre-condemn it to an ignorant and grinding poverty

After all, we aint never lettin facists or liberals get up there and tell us who kin breed and who caint

Plus, the government owes us fat subsidies and tax breaks for reperducing according ta His will

All of those foregone little bastards got the right to rot at the same failed schools and costly prisons

Masturbation, prostitution and birth control are also mortal sins, so dont you ever go there, either

Hey, But there aint no way we’re letting them wicked and depraved queers get help havin kids

Yet we must help the handicapped fulfill they human destinies with costly, hi-tech reperductive aids

Our evangelicals can proudly push His message of faith-based abstention onto them foreign heathens

We’ll shuffle our own unwanted and neglected to foster homes and such til theyre old enough for jail

We’ll just let the free market provide pre-natal care for the unborn in sin of them godless iniquitous

They can get their damn infant enrichment laying in baskets at the poisoned edges of the onion fields

The entire world population could all comfortably fit into west Texas, so what is your real agenda?

Yup, with god and country on our side, our sacred duty is to spread our seed, be fruitful and multiply

Ask Your Doctor About

"I mean, people have access to health care in America. They can just go to the emergency room." – George Bush

Ask your caregiver why his fees must inevitably rise twice as fast as everything else, every year

Talk to your doctor about his new cars, private planes and royally-spoiled kids at the finest schools

Have him tell you about all the selfless pro-bono work he does for fully half a day nearly every month

Get him to describe those usurious insurers and that fraud-ridden government Medicare system

Make him a list of the 300 conditions you may just have, but you never heard of before the glitzy ads

Let him explain why our medical system, second rate at best, is by far the costliest on the planet

Hear why practicing prevention instead of Pay-Per-Service is the steep slope to socialism

Then, learn how free-market competition is the only route to a values-based universal healthcare

Ask your plastic surgeon about his solemn Hippocratic contribution to the betterment of our society

Have him explain why they need to make so much for sacred work they swore they would do for free

Ask for some of the free samples he sells and the kickbacks he get from the Big Pharma salesmen

Just try to find out if your insurance covers something before both they and the doctor bill you

See if they’ll tell you how much they make on every test they order for you, necessary or not

Ask why they need so much money for doing such noble, fulfilling, interesting and useful work

Ask your doctor about the many physicians lives that were shattered during the Great Recession

Get an explanation of how simply slashing benefits would reduce waste, fraud, inefficiency and costs

Find out why life expectancy and infant mortality are worse here even though we pay so much more

Be sure to internalize their gospel regarding faceless death panels and government grandma killing

But, simply disregard that we already ration treatment by pricing more out of insurance every day

Learn how simple tort reform and interstate insurance competition would surely make it All Better

Make sure to proudly ignore whatever any and all irrelevant foreign countries do for their sick

Never forget that healthcare is an industry and, as such, does best without government nannying

Universal access to doctors aint even a constitutional right – but, by our grace, you may go to the ER

Demand to choose your physician and cultivate that relationship though he mispronounces your name

Be sure and learn about the wastefully socialistic consequences of some evil single-payer system

Ask your doctor how he rakes in so much but contributes less to public health than a garbageman

Find out how specialist pimp perqs guided the treatment referral he just wrote out for you

Learn how a quarter million in education debt motivates them to provide affordable care for us

Study the ways their tax-deductible ski-resort product seminars benefit healthcare consumers

Discover the dangerous public health menace posed by nurse practitioners and physician assistants

Realize that Do no harm has been guiltlessly conflated with Do nothing without their insurance card

Understand that the inability to find good BMW mechanics reduces practitioners in rural areas

Become aware of the necessity of spending 20 cents of every GDP dollar on the healthcare vampire

Help your doctor preserve his right to focus on heavily-advertised and high-profit Mommy Makeovers

Learn about the benefits of payment plan gastric bypasses over healthy diets and a little exercise

Ask how pushing cost increases onto patients could really end Medicare waste, fraud and inefficiency