Support Our Troops - End The Ignoble Crusades

Back our boys overseas by trying their smirking Ex-CommanderInChief for crimes against humanity

Ensure their noble sacrifice for that falsely-advertised, ill-considered, massive blunder is not in vain

Put their bravely sarcastic ex-Defense Secretary on trial for a willful negligence and blind hubris

Don’t lets leave their brave young asses hanging out being picked off by 2’s and 3’s for years

Support our troops - by demanding an education that at least prepares them for military tasks

Charge our leaders with the looting, crime, destruction, unguarded weapons and lost oil revenues

Try them for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of citizens and for starting bloody civil wars

Let that smirky-cocky ‘Mission Accomplished’ photo-op be the giant backdrop to their show trials

Convict them and make them apologize, unshaven, in handcuffs and jumpsuits, at the United Nations

Jail them but do not forget their actions and, above all, do not ever let them forget them, either

Support our troops - with the simple unvarnished truth and let them make their own decisions

Carefully document their wack and cynical propaganda about freeing long-suffering peoples

Replay that confident promise that their oil would pay for our war in light of the awful reality

Make them wander the desert, dressed in rags, for many years searching for those fictional WMDs

Back our defense effort by bringing to account the contract waste and fraud of their donors

Ask how a few deadender Jihadi illiterates in caves stymied our trillion dollar modern day Crusade

Make them answer their own question as to whose lives are better now than they were before

Institutionalize them for making private decisions with Jesus regarding issues of national security

Strip them naked and take their pictures cringing together, pissing themselves before savage dogs

Take away their society, destroy their jobs, homes and families and then tell them to step up

Back our boys by showing their painful suffering and burials live on any media that so chooses

Put our leaders on display with the civilian dead - with continuous quotes of their utter nonsense

Stop us from subsidizing those same terrorists every single time we vapidly fill our gluttonous SUVs

Waterboard that cranky old ex-vp until he himself finally chokes up some actionable intelligence

Fortify our position by condemning Rumsfeldt to permanently stand in some filthy Baghdad prison

Make Bush compete live in prayer against some smelly, scowling Iman for days on end

And force ol’ W to finally speak for himself and answer unscripted questions from real reporters

Help our boys out by isolating, quarantining, abandoning and monitoring the Middle East

Offer all the Israelis a home and an emigration subsidy and then just get the hell out for good

End these ignoble Crusades and leave the hate-filled sects to feud in that desert so-called holy land

Leave them to the sand and sun and flies, basking in the ignorant smell of dried camel dung

Support our troops via energy independence, less military spending and an infrastructure rebuild

Publicize how their wondrous Surges all ended with our retreat and the return of sectarian killing

Stop the critical monetary hemorrhage that drains our financial lifeblood into dry desert sands

Let the evangelical Christians raise their own private armies if they still need to wage holy wars

Cage Wolfowicz and Rove down at Guantanamo with the rest of their unlawful combatants

Have George explain before the cameras how God privately counseled him into this sickening mess

Be brave like our boys and quit trembling over those made-up-for-tv bogeyman lead stories

Make them pay dearly for stupidly offering up a nation rich in petroleum to immoral terrorists

Force them to finally listen to those who dared say an invasion would invite in the Jihadists