Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Support Our Troops - End The Ignoble Crusades


Back our boys overseas by trying their smirking Ex-CommanderInChief for crimes against humanity
Ensure their noble sacrifice for that falsely-advertised, ill-considered, massive blunder is not in vain
Put their bravely sarcastic ex-Defense Secretary on trial for a willful negligence and blind hubris
Don’t lets leave their brave young asses hanging out being picked off by 2’s and 3’s for years
Support our troops - by demanding an education that at least prepares them for military tasks

Charge our leaders with the looting, crime, destruction, unguarded weapons and lost oil revenues
Try them for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of citizens and for starting bloody civil wars
Let that smirky-cocky ‘Mission Accomplished’ photo-op be the giant backdrop to their show trials
Convict them and make them apologize, unshaven, in handcuffs and jumpsuits, at the United Nations
Jail them but do not forget their actions and, above all, do not ever let them forget them, either

Support our troops - with the simple unvarnished truth and let them make their own decisions
Carefully document their wack and cynical propaganda about freeing long-suffering peoples
Replay that confident promise that their oil would pay for our war in light of the awful reality
Make them wander the desert, dressed in rags, for many years searching for those fictional WMDs
Back our defense effort by bringing to account the contract waste and fraud of their donors

Ask how a few deadender Jihadi illiterates in caves stymied our trillion dollar modern day Crusade
Make them answer their own question as to whose lives are better now than they were before
Institutionalize them for making private decisions with Jesus regarding issues of national security
Strip them naked and take their pictures cringing together, pissing themselves before savage dogs
Take away their society, destroy their jobs, homes and families and then tell them to step up

Back our boys by showing their painful suffering and burials live on any media that so chooses
Put our leaders on display with the civilian dead - with continuous quotes of their utter nonsense
Stop us from subsidizing those same terrorists every single time we vapidly fill our gluttonous SUVs
Waterboard that cranky old ex-vp until he himself finally chokes up some actionable intelligence
Fortify our position by condemning Rumsfeldt to permanently stand in some filthy Baghdad prison

Make Bush compete live in prayer against some smelly, scowling Iman for days on end
And force ol’ W to finally speak for himself and answer unscripted questions from real reporters
Help our boys out by isolating, quarantining, abandoning and monitoring the Middle East
Offer all the Israelis a home and an emigration subsidy and then just get the hell out for good
End these ignoble Crusades and leave the hate-filled sects to feud in that desert so-called holy land

Leave them to the sand and sun and flies, basking in the ignorant smell of dried camel dung
Support our troops via energy independence, less military spending and an infrastructure rebuild
Publicize how their wondrous Surges all ended with our retreat and the return of sectarian killing
Stop the critical monetary hemorrhage that drains our financial lifeblood into dry desert sands
Let the evangelical Christians raise their own private armies if they still need to wage holy wars

Cage Wolfowicz and Rove down at Guantanamo with the rest of their unlawful combatants
Have George explain before the cameras how God privately counseled him into this sickening mess
Be brave like our boys and quit trembling over those made-up-for-tv bogeyman lead stories
Make them pay dearly for stupidly offering up a nation rich in petroleum to immoral terrorists
Force them to finally listen to those who dared say an invasion would invite in the Jihadists

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