Ask Your Doctor About

"I mean, people have access to health care in America. They can just go to the emergency room." – George Bush

Ask your caregiver why his fees must inevitably rise twice as fast as everything else, every year

Talk to your doctor about his new cars, private planes and royally-spoiled kids at the finest schools

Have him tell you about all the selfless pro-bono work he does for fully half a day nearly every month

Get him to describe those usurious insurers and that fraud-ridden government Medicare system

Make him a list of the 300 conditions you may just have, but you never heard of before the glitzy ads

Let him explain why our medical system, second rate at best, is by far the costliest on the planet

Hear why practicing prevention instead of Pay-Per-Service is the steep slope to socialism

Then, learn how free-market competition is the only route to a values-based universal healthcare

Ask your plastic surgeon about his solemn Hippocratic contribution to the betterment of our society

Have him explain why they need to make so much for sacred work they swore they would do for free

Ask for some of the free samples he sells and the kickbacks he get from the Big Pharma salesmen

Just try to find out if your insurance covers something before both they and the doctor bill you

See if they’ll tell you how much they make on every test they order for you, necessary or not

Ask why they need so much money for doing such noble, fulfilling, interesting and useful work

Ask your doctor about the many physicians lives that were shattered during the Great Recession

Get an explanation of how simply slashing benefits would reduce waste, fraud, inefficiency and costs

Find out why life expectancy and infant mortality are worse here even though we pay so much more

Be sure to internalize their gospel regarding faceless death panels and government grandma killing

But, simply disregard that we already ration treatment by pricing more out of insurance every day

Learn how simple tort reform and interstate insurance competition would surely make it All Better

Make sure to proudly ignore whatever any and all irrelevant foreign countries do for their sick

Never forget that healthcare is an industry and, as such, does best without government nannying

Universal access to doctors aint even a constitutional right – but, by our grace, you may go to the ER

Demand to choose your physician and cultivate that relationship though he mispronounces your name

Be sure and learn about the wastefully socialistic consequences of some evil single-payer system

Ask your doctor how he rakes in so much but contributes less to public health than a garbageman

Find out how specialist pimp perqs guided the treatment referral he just wrote out for you

Learn how a quarter million in education debt motivates them to provide affordable care for us

Study the ways their tax-deductible ski-resort product seminars benefit healthcare consumers

Discover the dangerous public health menace posed by nurse practitioners and physician assistants

Realize that Do no harm has been guiltlessly conflated with Do nothing without their insurance card

Understand that the inability to find good BMW mechanics reduces practitioners in rural areas

Become aware of the necessity of spending 20 cents of every GDP dollar on the healthcare vampire

Help your doctor preserve his right to focus on heavily-advertised and high-profit Mommy Makeovers

Learn about the benefits of payment plan gastric bypasses over healthy diets and a little exercise

Ask how pushing cost increases onto patients could really end Medicare waste, fraud and inefficiency 

Our Leaders During Times Of Uncertainty

We’re not bringing on even 1 more fulltimer if there’s even the remotest chance of new regulations

Why, who in their right mind would expand their workforce given the threat of a liberal takeover?

No Sir - We absolutely demand a permanently-guaranteed certainty, 100% backed by the government

Look, we’re not hiring if there’s even a hint of that damn socialist nannying out there on the horizon

Anyways, we can still squeeze a few more hours out of our reduced and scared-shitless illegale staff

Really, the techno-peasant class are not even looking for different jobs – Because there all the same!

We just finished defaulting on the pensions of the last group so we’re not about to bring on any more

Why, we got millions of the over-eager underemployed or quit-looking who’ll Temp for nothing

Cant even believe them wackos might go so far as to try and reduce emissions, in these hard times

And that deficit, my god, and they still want more money for foolish waste like clean energy

Well, the big boys keep on getting fat bonuses to design, build and do support from overseas ---

So why shouldn’t we be able to mistreat and cheat some illegal aliens right here at home, too?

We fear a raise in that job-killing minimum wage or that unconstitutional universal health insurance

We really need more high tech visas and it’s not just because they work for nothing and can’t quit

Gotdam EPA got no right to be perpetrating this emissions regulating hoax - especially right now

Christ, what if they get rid of the budget-busting tax dodges we’ve come to rely on for our survival?

Yes, we can easily ignore problems created by global warming - But not its potential regulation

The toxic effects of our mercury emissions don’t phase us - Unlike possibly having to control them

This illegal government healthcare takeover has stripped us of our rights so we froze our hiring plans

We must ensure that god is part of our gov’t but also that the gov’t stays out of our businesses

Can’t be competitive til the government assumes our pension promises to long-ago-offshored workers

What if, say, those greenie crackpots start taxing coal mining and oil drilling for environmental costs?

The merest hint of any so-called progressive social initiatives instantly freezes our reactionary blood

They just gotta quit threatening this permanently-fragile recovery of the world’s mightiest economy

Providing a good business climate simply does not involve costly so-called infrastructure investments

If they just back off, We can best provide for all of our futures by blindly maximizing our profit today

Just feed them the pabulum of really slick propaganda chased by a choked-up God Bless America

Clean air, safe water, healthy soil and species habitat will never appear on our balance sheets

Look, we just want predictable and profitable government shelter as enjoyed by Big Oil and Pharma

They keep talking of ending petroleum subsidies and pushing cockamamie solar & wind giveaways

Why, there’s even whispers we might consider reducing our sacred military budget increases

Cant they see that junk-science regulations simply cost our honest working families jobs and money?

The idea of having to clean up our mess scares us way more than any perils that stuff might pose

Never forget that the socialist menace of collective bargaining darkens all of our staffing decisions

Now is certainly not the time to pander to a fuzzy future when so many of our citizens lack good jobs

Truly, the twin threats of taxes and regulation continue to hold our patriotic entrepreneurs hostage