I caint find their filthy hovels on a stupid map but they
wasted lives just really dont matter, anyways
Listen, we got anuf good common sense ta know that too many
books makes a guy all like fuzzy
Don’t wanna be like them lame 4-eyed scientists and
socialists always getting beat up on the TV
As far as Im concerned, my modified pickup truck mufflers
speak way clearer than all their big words
Look, we got awesome Traditional
Family Values® goin way back to them whatever pilgirm forfathers
Dont know how them Euros handle like healthcare, And Hey,
You! I don’t need ta go find out either
Damn right I’m voting to keep this country strong - Whatever
it takes we aint going soft on dEfense
Hell No, I don’t believe they depend on keeping us
ignerunt cause it makes us easier to lead around
Think I’m stupid? – I’kin recite hunerds of smirky
soundbites, sports stats, movie plots and ad lines
I just echo our born-again leaders so-obvious sarcastic
disdain for overcomplicatin and regulatin stuff
Fer example, this jobkillin global warmin hoax: I dont wanna
be out looking for work to pay fer that
And facists are pushin to limit how many kids we can have
while them foreign heathens outbreed us
Wunc we get rid of the damn unions we’ll get new teachers in
there who can fix up them test scores
We seen clips from overseas and dammit we don’t need one bit
of that backward, heathenistic crap
Abortion is murder, no matter what happens after to the
sinful 40% born without a dad or a chance
I’m fightin this unconstitutional healthcare takeover by
giving up going ta the unaffordable doctor
Proud of my weight as any of my spandex-clad football heroes
bending way over in front of me in HD
Dang right we gotta fix this deficit and we can do it
without raisin taxes or cutting my medycare
Yup, them intrusive regelations are socialist Nanny Meddlin
that just costs us good jobs and money
Unnecessary envirernment rules are stiflin innovation and
oughta go away right with that damn EPA
Ya just can’t make me eat raw broccoli with squishy tofu or
go damn exercise all the time, either
Hell yes, we need concealed weapons - to protect our kids
from that hands-on 3rd grade homo sex-ed
Its a damn lie that watchful conservative media leaders are
just putting us on for they rich donors
We only gotta cut out the wasted foreign aid, welfare fraud,
NPR and PBS junk to balance the budget
We focus on important stuff like gun control, abortion, flag
burning, school prayer and real marriage
Yeah right, like families should pay for that clean air,
good water and healthy habitat mumbo-jumbo
And them girly sustainabillies are all like butthurt about
how our good old red meat gets to the table
Keep yer meddlesome cholesterol, diabetes, obesity and blood
pressure propaganda to yerselves
To hell with your twisted satistics, this here is
still ThE greatest country ever on our gods green earth
No need to study up on issues cause the liberal media elite
in control are just spreading falsehoods
Pickups and SUVs are the only way to idle the drivethru
lines in obese, climate-controlled comfort
We aint payin for no whatever crumbling inferstruter
or some wack-science mass extinction, either
It’s just sa damn obvious: We got a thousand years of energy
independence with this new Clean Coal
Forget silly high-speed rail, teeny lectric cars, lameass
solar and stupid windmills and Drill,Baby,Drill
So yeah, with god’s blessing and the worlds greatest army,
we do pretty much got it all together
It’s
a damn fine Morning in America and our precious
kids remain tomorrows ordained global leaders
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