Friday, December 21, 2012

Unnecessary And Unpatriotic Questions


Why does it take regulation to get you to do the right thing which you must always first call meddling
How well do you sleep opposing mercury emission rules to protect the brains of infants and birds
Why can you insist that your company did nothing wrong but agree to pay that huge fine and penalty
How does it feel to have been lying so much and so often that it now feels just like telling the truth

Does god tell you to worry more about pollution regulations than what pollution does to people
How could you stuff mortgage funds with bad loans, hedge against them, yet pitch them as safe bets
Why must you always, always, overstate the savings and underestimate the costs of gov’t programs
How come golden parachutes work come profit or loss but you cancel benefits owed to the offshored

Why do you tailor purchased research just so you can keep harming your customers a little bit longer
What sense does it make to raise the retirement age when firms routinely dump all workers over 50
Why must we be expert at your deliberately over-complicated financial scams and work full time
How come you keep overusing livestock antibiotics which breeds resistant strains that infect humans

Why do you keep trying to falsely differentiate between lobbying, consulting and influence-peddling
What enduring patriotic wisdom is there to your greedy, one-track, pursuit of over-the-top millions
How can you be so eager to clear your name but be so unable and unwilling to make any statements
How come we even need the EPA if everyone loves the earth as much as your warm corporate ads say

Doctors, what possible excuse could you have for secretly taking money and perqs from drug firms
Yeah and you, why are 5% of patients responsible for fully 50% of all our bloated healthcare spending
And how will your blessed free market bring healthcare to unemployed, dropout, unmarried mothers
How could you just lay in front of TV for 20 years and dare bitch cause you’re fat and have no skills

Why are your out-of-context statistics any more valid than the junk science you rail so loudly against
How dare you claim innocence as your outsourced, uninspected, foreign ingredients poison customers
Why must you exaggerate, omit, take out-of-context and just plain lie during your political debates
How is it you spend millions on flag-waving ads after you offshored design, production and support

How can you keep a straight face hailing more spending without new revenues as bipartisan progress
How do you justify poisoning consumers on sugar, salt and fat just to snatch your tainted millions
To what end do you support outspending all other countries combined on arms, each and every year
How will you keep a straight face reading your expensive and fictional biographies to the grandkids

Why do you play the Hitler card when debating the birthrate of those mired in generational poverty
How can you proudly deny we create a mass extinction with our divine duty to fruitfully overpopulate
How could you so quietly ignore the thousands of liberated civilians euphemized as collateral damage
What makes you trumpet our national glory despite education, healthcare and employment statistics

How dare you counsel foreigners to eco-preservation given our SlashAndBurn/SmashAndGrab record
How could you put 599 additives in your cigarettes yet leave in the polonium from the fertilizer
Why is it you believe that your spoiled, illiterate, slacking offspring will be tomorrow’s world leaders
How can you stand to pimp them an imaginary eternal heaven in exchange for their fictional souls

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