Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Our Leaders During Times Of Uncertainty

We’re not bringing on even 1 more fulltimer if there’s even the remotest chance of new regulations
Why, who in their right mind would expand their workforce given the threat of a liberal takeover?
No Sir - We absolutely demand a permanently-guaranteed certainty, 100% backed by the government
Look, we’re not hiring if there’s even a hint of that damn socialist nannying out there on the horizon

Anyways, we can still squeeze a few more hours out of our reduced and scared-shitless illegale staff
Really, the techno-peasant class are not even looking for different jobs – Because there all the same!
We just finished defaulting on the pensions of the last group so we’re not about to bring on any more
Why, we got millions of the over-eager underemployed or quit-looking who’ll Temp for nothing

Cant even believe them wackos might go so far as to try and reduce emissions, in these hard times
And that deficit, my god, and they still want more money for foolish waste like clean energy
Well, the big boys keep on getting fat bonuses to design, build and do support from overseas ---
So why shouldn’t we be able to mistreat and cheat some illegal aliens right here at home, too?

We fear a raise in that job-killing minimum wage or that unconstitutional universal health insurance
We really need more high tech visas and it’s not just because they work for nothing and can’t quit
Gotdam EPA got no right to be perpetrating this emissions regulating hoax - especially right now
Christ, what if they get rid of the budget-busting tax dodges we’ve come to rely on for our survival?

Yes, we can easily ignore problems created by global warming - But not its potential regulation
The toxic effects of our mercury emissions don’t phase us - Unlike possibly having to control them
This illegal government healthcare takeover has stripped us of our rights so we froze our hiring plans
We must ensure that god is part of our gov’t but also that the gov’t stays out of our businesses

Can’t be competitive til the government assumes our pension promises to long-ago-offshored workers
What if, say, those greenie crackpots start taxing coal mining and oil drilling for environmental costs?
The merest hint of any so-called progressive social initiatives instantly freezes our reactionary blood
They just gotta quit threatening this permanently-fragile recovery of the world’s mightiest economy

Providing a good business climate simply does not involve costly so-called infrastructure investments
If they just back off, We can best provide for all of our futures by blindly maximizing our profit today
Just feed them the pabulum of really slick propaganda chased by a choked-up God Bless America
Clean air, safe water, healthy soil and species habitat will never appear on our balance sheets

Look, we just want predictable and profitable government shelter as enjoyed by Big Oil and Pharma
They keep talking of ending petroleum subsidies and pushing cockamamie solar & wind giveaways
Why, there’s even whispers we might consider reducing our sacred military budget increases
Cant they see that junk-science regulations simply cost our honest working families jobs and money?

The idea of having to clean up our mess scares us way more than any perils that stuff might pose
Never forget that the socialist menace of collective bargaining darkens all of our staffing decisions
Now is certainly not the time to pander to a fuzzy future when so many of our citizens lack good jobs
Truly, the twin threats of taxes and regulation continue to hold our patriotic entrepreneurs hostage

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