Taking it Nice and Easy
and Keeping it Simple and Real
Got
to keep them subversive liberal plots at bay, especially during my
long and lonely, dark nights
I’m
always on guard against tumbling back into their falsely-complex and
sorely-conflicted details
Just
need to stay focused on our family as per the good book and then
things will naturally work out
My
sponsors in this join me on TV every day and they massage that
Good Message deep into my heart
One
day at a time is how we get by in this sinful world that
constantly strives to corrupt our souls
We
must battle the temptations of junk science as ever laid bare before
us on our free phone Apps
Our
ears are closed to the melodic siren songs of their elitist lies,
half-truths and hypnotizing slogans
Verily,
we rest upon the strength of a literalist revealed message standing
as a great rock beneath us
When
my belief is tested, I orient to the beacon of conservative talking
heads for merciful assurance
Thusly,
at least for this one day, such as that vast and costly climate hoax
shall not enslave my mind
I
promise to look right on past the poverty that surrounds me one more
time on my way home tonight
Yes,
I am saved by swallowing the simple black and white as served up by
my media opinion leaders
I
find the strength to ignore our future by staying lost in the lofty
pursuit of daily family happiness
I’m
not succumbing to their sovereignty-stealing internationalism or
fuzzy maths, not for this 1 night
I
march on, Clean and Sober, wiped with purest bible dogma and
tightly swaddled in unyielding faith
Easy
Does It, in fact, super easy and absolutely just as simple as I
can possibly have it spooned in me
Ceded
my authority, responsibility and control to a higher power – But…I
still order my wife around
Really
like the sound of forever and for always even though I pledge
to take life one day at a time
Still,
I’m better now than I used to be, no longer fretting privately over
those false uncertainties
Stopped
dousing my fears with drugs and pulled a protective burka of blind
faith down over my head
I
pledge to end entitlements one by one to focus upon feeding the
defense and healthcare vampires
We
must remove the ugly tentacles of government from about our lives one
nasty sucker at a time
We’ll
save their unborn bastard kids one after another and then line them
up for prison in single file
Nice
and easy, they are lowering our living standards so slowly that
we really cannot quite notice
Regained
my sanity by conquering their spiteful confusion, thanks to my
greater spiritual authority
Recognizing
gods mysterious ways has freed me from that dark and threatening
liberal uncertainty
Got
spiritual support available 24x7 should their porn-like propaganda
seem about to overcome me
Just
a few bad dreams now and then to remind me of the ungodly web of
secularity I have escaped
Unloaded
my troublesome burdens to those wise young central market planners
down on Wall Street
Focused
on important stuff: my ignorant kids, diabetic wife, red meat, gas
prices and corpro-sports
My
bros and I, shoulder to shoulder, fat guts hanging out, stave off
each and every new regulation
Fighting
that New World Order one day at a time with fastfood, cheap imports
and cable TV news
I
gotta keep it simple and real, under control and without
contradictions, focused on the present
Wont
be tricked into that awful anxiety by them one-worlder’s falsely
crying wolf...again and again
Pray
with me for a moment and their artificial, media-induced uncertainty
will pass once more
God
knows bringing home the red bacon and putting the white bread on the
table is task enough…
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