Obviously, the cost of even trying to mitigate this climate
change hoax was utterly preposterous
Keeping
oil prices low cuz they threaten the forever-fragile recovery of the
worlds Greatest Economy
These
damn union teachers are totally responsible for our children’s
ignorance and they got to go
We
have taken those so-called infrastructure investments off the
table for the foreseeable future
Look,
we all demand big budget cuts - including social security, medicare &
welfare, but not defense
Got
any tax increases off the table in secret right up front so now we’re
ready for real negotiation
We
demand the absolute cheapest meat possible and faceless
robo-conglomerates supply just that
Got
our eternal salvation on a weekly payment plan down to the
mega-church, so that’s all set
Yes,
we clearly understand our divine imperative to maintain perpetual
arms spending increases
Everybody
now, 1-2-3: Jobs, Jobs, Jobs! No New Taxes! Drill, Baby Drill! Got
it? Good. That is all…
We
simply refuse to believe we pay much more to get less from ThE
Worlds finest healthcare system
We
been freed from the sticky net of elitist propaganda thanks to our
slick talking-head demagogues
Got
all the warning signs up about swimming or eating fish, so the clean
water thing is off the table
Anyway,
we only drink New Jersey spring water and toss the plastic bottles,
so what’s the problem?
Defaulted
on the credit cards and wisely walked away from the home loans so
that’s behind us now
Haven’t
forgotten the fact that loud pickups and obese SUVs are revered
Traditional
Family Values™
We
reflexively reject attempts to regulate our rights to such
necessities as automatic weapons
We’ll
outlaw birth control but condemn the tiny bastards to hell since
their mothers were whores
Our
freedom recipe is a preemptively-defensive war of liberation, a
rigged election and McDonalds
Finally
crushing their family-threatening endangered species and habitat
preservation nannying
Bringing
Christ into government and getting evilution and sex-ed the
hell out of our schools, Yesiree
Yup,
we’re through lettin them tell us not to eat fastfood and go do
like boring exercise and stuff
Anyhow,
we can see we got enough clean coal right here for a thousand years
of our energy needs
With
God’s help, we’ve completely tuned out the moral relativists as
well as the heathen foreigners
Really
aint no contest at all between family jobs and unnecessary costs
versus animals, air and trees
It’s
really hard not to laugh when they whine about the suffering
of like cows, pigs and chickens!
We’re
done with their unpaid infringement on our liberty of picking thru
filthy trash called recycling
Hey,
Hey, Hey! - the damn EPA is goin away, right on along with that wack
Endangered Species Act
Well,
I got no savings, know I need to work til 80 but cant find a job at
50: Yup, got that goin now
The
outsourcers have promised us tomorrow’s good new jobs so we’re on
unemployment til then
The
real message is that we should be angry, and so we are: All the time
- at their sponsors enemies
As
for the real tough decisions - I make them guilt-free in private
dialogues with my personal savior
Given:
We absolutely must keep enhancing our position as thE greatest
military force on thE planet
It’s
obvious that free enterprise moves blindly to assure good healthcare
for pretty much everyone
Gonna
get them jobkillers in Washington off our western lands despite their
rigged opinion polls
We
only hafta keep repeating ‘God
Bless America’, the greatest country on earth, to keep
it goin
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