Yup, god give us the
duty ta drop all the damn kids we want without needin no license
er trainin
We
can proudly pass on shared ignorance and media-generated superstition
just as much as we want
Look,
dinit our precious savior say ta go forth and out-multiply them
filthy infiydels, anyways?
It’s
easy to see that overpopolation is one more phony left-wing plot,
just like that global warmin
Mothers
really dont need fathers to raise children, so you go on ahead, get
high and pregnant agin
We’ll
stand with you, shoot the abortion killers then abandon your bastard
kids to poverty and prison
Yes,
we can - Piously ignore the fact that the poor over-propagate
while the educated barely breed
Our
land needs many more people anyway cuz we gotta meet the growin
threata them asian hordes
Don’t
forget that god grants us the right to kill to prevent
abortionist murder of the innocent unborn
But,
after that, it’s every fatherless 6th generation welfare
crank mother’s amoral, fat kid fer itself
Duh-uh,
of course! All your blessed progeny toddle happily off into a
brighter future than you did
They’ll
outcompete the world for the best new McJobs over ta Wal*Mart, Conoco
and Starbucks
After
all aint them Traditional
Family Values™ they got everybody on all about our
precious children?
We
just need to mono-crop miracle GMOs on more razed marginal habitat to
meet our food needs
By
God, aint nobody gonna tell you that yer
too stupid, unhealthy, ignerant and poor to have kids!
You
caint help with homework but you can sure teach em how to drink,
fight, be lazy and get fat
Not
only is it against gods will, your so-called family planning
is namely a racist and genocidal plot
Look,
Ārăb terrorists out-reperduce us right now so its our sacred
duty to rear lotsa new believers
We
aint overpopulatin like some damn algae bloom on the earth that’s
doomed to crash real hard
The
sky aint fallin and the world can support 10 billion people
with only a coupla real minor tweaks
So,
yeah, go ingrain yer kids with such true patriotic ideals like
self-entitlement and ignerent
pride
They’ll
figure out slick ways to bottle recycled sewage and Ag-chemical
runoff water fer drinkin
Anybody
who says we are like robbing the future haint looked at my darlin’
offspring lately
Goddamn
right every life is sacred: Even if we pre-condemn it to an ignorant
and grinding poverty
After
all, we aint never lettin facists or liberals get up there and
tell us who kin breed and who caint
Plus,
the government owes us fat subsidies and tax breaks for reperducing
according ta His will
All
of those foregone little bastards got the right to rot at the same
failed schools and costly prisons
Masturbation,
prostitution and birth control are also mortal sins, so dont you ever
go there, either
Hey,
But there aint no way we’re letting them wicked and
depraved queers get help havin kids
Yet
we must help the handicapped fulfill they human destinies with
costly, hi-tech reperductive aids
Our
evangelicals can proudly push His message of faith-based abstention
onto them foreign heathens
We’ll
shuffle our own unwanted and neglected to foster homes and such til
theyre old enough for jail
We’ll
just let the free
market provide pre-natal care for the unborn in sin of them
godless iniquitous
They
can get their damn infant enrichment laying in baskets at the
poisoned edges of the onion fields
The
entire world population could all comfortably fit into west Texas, so
what is your real agenda?
Yup,
with god and country on our side, our sacred duty is to spread our
seed, be fruitful and multiply
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