Straight Talking Spin Doctors

That leftist sustainability scam is just more of their worn-out take from the rich and give to the poor

This leveling of the market playing field will encourage competition and lower consumer prices

We will never confuse such evil murderers and terrorist thugs with these honorable freedom fighters

Our CEO is transitioning out to pursue other opportunities and to spend more time with his family

Counsel has advised us that department policy prohibits my commenting on ongoing investigations

We must preserve the sanctity of marriage and provide prayer, not sex education, in our schools

Its not the puppeteering of oil-rich countries - Its the right thing to do in the global war on terrorism

Trying once again to further its vast hidden agenda, the biased liberal media has twisted our remarks

To preserve our heritage, we must strive to replace these activist judges with strict constructionists

Compassionate conservatism is sacred-duty-bound to emphatically reject this global land mine treaty

Yellow terrorist-coddlers who do not support our troops: You’re either with us or we’re against you

Wouldn’t you feel nobler bravely staying the course, not cutting and running like say French cowards?

Ours is a society based upon the rule of law - but we can quietly deny funding to selected statutes

Being at war requires exceptionally wide, covert government activities to obtain private information

Failure to pass this bill will put our brave troops at risk and bring great guilt and shame upon us all

Government intervention is always to be avoided – But, these banks are simply too big to fail

Market competition will ensure that ours remains ThE Finest Health Care System ever on ThE planet

Expensive and unnecessary regulations based upon dishonest junk science are simply evil job-killers

Local Control enables MultiNats controlling the resources to make our optimum economic decisions

No outside intervention will be tolerated during our preemptively-defensive invasion of liberation

These eco-loco fringe schemes are foolish, unnecessary and costly in terms of jobs and money

I say to my Soft-On-Defense opponent: This noble Crusade is not some Vietnam-style quagmire

We must stop these evil killers over there or soon we will be fighting them right here at home

Our Coalition of the Willing proved ready to step up and do the right thing to defend freedom

Actually, the existence, causes and any real effects of climate change are still an unproven theory

It is well-understood that death by friendly fire does occur and, though sad, is inevitable

But, our regrettable collateral damage must not be conflated with their slaughter of innocents

Jesus protects me from guilt, shame and squishy flip-flopping on any decision we make together

We must repeal this Death Tax that liberal nannys waste on funding unconstitutional social programs

Look, we are calling for a simple troop redeployment and that is, in no way, some cowardly retreat

We support market-driven energy independence via generous ethanol, oil and coal industry subsidies

We can all point to our recent legislation increasing debt without raising taxes as a bipartisan victory

I obtained my post-congress lobbying position due to my expertise...not for my legislative favors

High gas prices are devastating working families and require that we deregulate and grant tax breaks

We are unable to compete globally being hobbled by those ponzi pension obligations we promised

We will never permit their brave sacrifice in our <egotistic, immoral and illegal> wars to be in vain