I’m pretty sure there’s
nothing I
can do
You caint even slow global warming and they caint get them
idolaters to accept lord jesus as savior
Dont
even bother tryin to save the whales, tuna, seals, dolphins,
elephants, tigers – Or the unborn
Theyre
gonna get abortions, use birth control and spit up bastard kids
despite yer faith-based efforts
Ha-Ha,
you aint gonna shrink dEfense
but social security and medycare will fer sure get gutted
Look,
hardly anybody’s ever gonna drive them cramped, uncomfortable,
unsafe, teeny eco-cars
You
might as well try and outlaw flagwaving as get them to make a
little bit less unnecessary noise
Gahead
- Recycle, cut back on driving, and whatever 100 ways to save the
planet – It’s so pointless.
Sorry,
this aint ‘ThE
Greatest Country On The Planet’ no matter how often
or how loud you chant it
They
wont stop preferring wasted corpro-sports and phony entertainment
news to in-depth reports
Squishes
will keep advancing junk-science and job-killing regelations
despite your smirking
dismissals
NeoCons
will control the dumbed-down lower class with their fake folksy twang
in spite of yer op-eds
There’s
nothing you can do to stop liberals always demotivating the rich just
to waste it on the poor
You
cant change the fact that football really is one of ThE most
important parts of their wasted lives
You
wont figure out why they think raw vegetables and tofu beat
doublemeat bacon cheese burgers
It’s
worthless trying to understand how their free market will provide
healthcare for single mothers
Don’t
think yer gonna stop them whinin about unimportant
shit like air pollution and mining runoff
In
the end, all yer flag-wavin and bible-thumpin aint jack against a
vast liberal fakenews conspiracy
They
aint gonna start thinking for themselves what with that huge buffet
of free FastFox soundbites
Them
godless NewAgers wont ever accept the absolute truth of our new
Traditional Family Values™
The
SmashAndGrab capitalists will always snickeringly-dismiss your
chickenshit sustainabilly
efforts
Hey,
hey, hey that damn EPA is here to stay, and I mean expensively, dude,
right in your fatass way
Furtive
corporate leaders aint ever gonna base decisions on anything
but blind and sociopathic greed
They
just wont give up that unconstitutional campaign to abolish your
right to bear assault weapons
The
3rd-worlders are gonna cut down
their forests just like we did – No matter your cutesy
calendars
Look:
Homos are gonna get married and yer gonna
pay fer them to breed and teach yer kids sex-ed
You’re
nuts to think we’re ever gonna stop outspending the rest of the
world combined, on dEfense
But,
you’ll keep wastin time trying to spread your crackpot personal
savior
crap to the Recyclistas
The
obese, diabetic heart-diseased libertarians will shoot your jogging,
vegan asses from wheelchairs
They’re
gonna stay right up in yer faces with lame shit about how even farm
animals have like rights
Purchased
politicians will always make the big decisions in private talks with
their personal saviors
Sovereignty-stealing
One-Worlders wont ever see the inevitable wisdom of total
corpro-globalization
Despite
yer NYTimes they’ll respond to a hearty God Bless America
with a refrain of Drill, Baby Drill!
You
aint gonna get Them to recycle until you pay them for it and
shut up about fracking and shit
They’ll
never see they’re being conned by RightWing
puppets and you’ll blindly stand up for NPR
You
wont be getting down out of your pickups and they’ll keep trying to
like commute on bicycles
Yer
faith-based personal savior leadership is going about as far as their
wack meditating rationality
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