“We're
here to defeat them. We're here to politically defeat them and see to
it their agenda does not succeed.” R.
Limbaugh
They perch on a high bluff of false righteousness shaking their heads
at the Just-don’t-get-it-agains
Suckling the lower class on a sugary pabulum of ignorant pride and
canned Traditional family values©
Even more vain than good-looking, expensively-costumed, cosmetized
with every hair just so in place
Imperiously solving complex issues with a dismissive wave, dubious
common sense and rigged polls
Smirking with a brief headshake as out-of-context clips reveal their
opponent’s folly - Once again!
Able to convince their childlike audience the CorPros really have
worker and family interests at heart
Amazingly glib and fast-talking and armed with microphone silencers
to talk right over their ‘guests’
Backed by for-profit thinktank statistics that would be fuzzy maths
if created by their pukish enemies
Smugly confident behind impervious-to-questioning beliefs like: This
is ThE greatest country on earth
Scathingly contemptuous of the EPA for its expensive interference in
patriotic market competition
Drilling common folk on evil unions, the follies of globalization and
slashing socialist entitlements
Paid to be divisive, fuel anger and spawn hatred, they deliberately
help us to ignore the real issues…
They are enraged by their own misrepresentation of intrusive smog
rulings and healthcare takeovers
Leveling a pre-written sarcastic humor at wimp environmentalists and
their tiny, useless desert fishes
Heaping scorn upon the cowardly cut-and-runners while fanning phony
fears of unlawful combatants
Paid the big bucks to stir up hatred, encourage violence and nurture
addiction to flavored soundbites
Searingly rejecting job-killing tax increases on the rich in a way
that the working man finds sensible
So, so professional in beautifully-useless suits with bright ties
selected by swishy costume designers
Mouthpieces of closet corporate leaders, paid to spin the
ignorant masses by preaching glossy vitriol
Chuckling safely behind flag and family, paid to espouse a
traditional morality they flout in secret
Raising the volume and firing simultaneous catchphrase volleys: this
is their fair and balanced debate
Rudely cutting short any who try with elitist over-complication to
contradict their sponsored epistles
Dramatically disdainful of the regulators, tree-huggers,
health-foodies, recyclistas and sustainabillies
Sewn from the same fabric as the old TV evangelists but even slicker
and backed by silent big money
Skillful at heaping their latest paid messages on top of what they
portray as widely accepted reality
Dismissing pitifully foolish opposition guests with a conspiratorial
smirk to a bobbleheaded audience
Spending days harping on non-issues sponsors deem to resonate within
the empty heads of viewers
Offhandedly tossing around un-fact-checked barbs laced with sarcastic
humor and a caustic disbelief
Expert at appearing to bravely stand up alone against what they call
a vast and evil media conspiracy
Effectively providing the ignorant, aged and scared with simple,
credible and consistent explanations
Profiting handsomely on ghost-written books they don’t even bother
to read, but enjoy autographing
Convincingly steering us away from that old and socialist, weak and
failing European model
Sponsors pay them well to deliver pre-baked applause lines through
their artificially-whitened sneers
They present their enemies initiatives as worn-out jokes which those
silly fools just can’t stop telling
Paid to fatuously reduce all complex issues to sponsored catchphrases
with simple yes-or-no answers
But, Ha-ha, they’re unceremoniously cast aside when their
immorality or greed trips them up at last
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